Much to my surprise, I just discovered that my pager is not receiving pages, changing it from a useful communication device to a rather unattractive accessory for my pants.

Please leave a message at my main office number until further notice. If you have been trying to reach me this morning, please call the main number, send me an e-mail or IM me.

My apologies for any inconvenience.

[Written by Kem Tekinay]